Drunk ShoppingWhen I've had a few, I buy CDs off eBay and Amazon. I've got four copies of The Bends by Radiohead now. Show us your drunk eBay wins.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:54)
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Scuse me mate...Do you like cheese?
Given that I was playing pool in a Hull pub on £1 vodka-redbull night, and I was asked this by a grubby track suited randomer I could guess that this wouldn't end in an invitation to a cheese and wine do.
I replied in the affirmative, and the guy spun his heavy rucksack off his back and asked "do you want to buy some?" Well bugger me if this guy wasn't hauling around about 60 large blocks of cathedral city (with the new at the time handy resealable pack!). I brought one off him for the princely sum of one pound, my mates laughed but it was I who had the cheap cheese toasties for the next week.
By which time the co-op round the corner that never used to lock its loading bay had closed down for good.
TL;DR : Brought cheese off a man in the pub. It went okay.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:09,
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If you hadn't been drunk you would have bought two.(, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:03, closed)
I used to love buying hooky shit off blokes in pubsGive them a tenner or twenty quid and they'd fill your car boot with mystery knocked off gear. Could be a bag of adidas. Could be forty catering tins of marrowfat peas.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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FnarI used to love buying
Give them a tenner or twenty quid and they'd fill your
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 20:36,
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that was almost a personal anecdote, shamsi thought you were against that kind of thing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 12:06,
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Brought?Twice?
Come on.
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He brought off a man in the pub. And then they ate cheese.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 20:57,
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