my mate once rescued a 'cat' from the Leeds Liverpool canal
luckiest piece of polystyrene ever
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:12, 3 replies)

"make the electricity work."
"It is working"
"Put the lights on"
"they are on"
"Fuck, I am blind"
"No, your hands are over your eyes"

Whatev ...
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 8:57, closed)

I once managed to catch a duck while pilled up
Turns out, I'd spent hours (seconds?) stalking and diving on a patch of daffodils.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:22, closed)

ha!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:44, closed)

arf!
it's my best mate's 40th this friday, she's notorious for pill-taking and being a terribly bad influence on me. i'll just have to wait and see what happens!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:30, closed)

hahaha
mate of mine was convinced his hamster was talking to him. apparently, they were discussing the best type of pears for poaching. fucking weirdo.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:33, closed)