A Car...
... yes, a car! I woke up to find I'd instagramed a video of me singing 'Dust in the Wind' very, very poorly and a load of notifications from eBay telling me my bid was close to ending and finally one saying my bid had won.

Clicking on the link resulted in a Jaguar XJR staring back at me...

I've still no knowledge of buying it...

It worked well... for a while... Knackered now :(
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:03, 4 replies)

I woke up to find an autographed photo of The Hoff posted through my letter box...
...and a customised 1982 Pontiac Trans-Am sitting in my driveway.

I don't have an eBay account, and my bank account was never debited.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:21, closed)

You stole those items. Very, very bad man.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:56, closed)

The Pontiac was shit.
It kept doing slow motion jumps while I was driving to work, and insisted on addressing me as Michael.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 17:54, closed)

The Spanish dub of KITT was very manly - macho even. I often wonder what a Spaniard would have
thought of the camp as tits American KITT. Or perhaps Spaniards don't have camp. And
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 18:57, closed)