Lepidoptera
I was once drunkenly browsing an on line forum for fans of Lepidoptera. Their shop allowed you to have your own personal favourite printed onto a tshirt.

I spend ages looking for the perfect design, but gave up and spent a couple of hours in MS Paint designing my own. I woke up the next morning thinking no more about it.

A week later a parcel arrived containing a tshirt with the most hideous pair of wings on it, a really awful creation.

It was only when I was laying in the bath later, that I realised that I had accidently pasted my own moth.
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 21:33, 4 replies)

I hope you die in a fire.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 21:57, closed)

Like a moth to a flame - *titter*.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 7:12, closed)

You need to go and beat your head repeatedly against a hot lightbulb, and think about what you have done.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 7:38, closed)

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:04, closed)