I got drunk once and made some silly threats on a messageboard.
And for that I am truly sorry.

I never carried out a single threat, as I'm sure you know.

I enjoy this place and would love to be a part of it again.

Thanks,

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:49, 16 replies)

What's your best line for scoring all the OK cupid chicks?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:50, closed)

his killer trick is creating spoof accounts using photos of his wife's adolescent daughter
and chatting those up to make him look popular with young ladies
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:54, closed)

Good question, AB!
I have to admit, when you found my profile I was vexed. But no more. I realise I shouldn't have created an OK Cupid profile with the same username as my b3ta handle!

I guess you can call it a midlife crisis. I apologised to the wifey and we've moved on. I hope you can too.

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:55, closed)

made some silly threats sleazed on my own stepdaughter
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:51, closed)

Really?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:04, closed)

oh come on
you've cornered the risible lie market, don't start moving in on the gullible tit ground as well, you greedy fuck
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:12, closed)

Hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:20, closed)

Yes, Alby!
All real!

I won't put you on ignore just yet, but if you start with the greasy cock stuff, I'm afraid I'll have to!

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:12, closed)

Have I ever told you you're my hero?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:31, closed)

and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:40, closed)

HAHAHAH CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:42, closed)

I am confused is this Baldmonkey? Or Ringofyre?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:02, closed)

I can't help but find this a bit creepy.
I need to go home and have a shower.
( Muns, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:06, closed)

A bit?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:13, closed)

Hello Munsta!
I'm Rob, nice to meet you.

I hope we have a wonderful interaction on here together, with no bullying, no nasty words and no ignoring!

Here's to a heartwarming relationship!

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:28, closed)

Nearly had me there The Doveston

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 18:11, closed)