Ouch
Not using fabric conditioner in my washing cycle on Monday.

My gym shorts came out with the texture of sandpaper in the seam and I'm currently sat at my desk wincing from friction burns of the general scrot area.


*winces*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:51, 7 replies)

Wuss!
Makes me wonder how people coped before fabric conditioner was invented.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 13:20, closed)

I have a pair of swim shorts
which have that netting stuff in them to hold your bits in place, as they all do. Except this pair causes chafing as the netting's a bit rough and also a bit tight. So I have to put my cock at an odd angle to prevent it from abrasion.

However, when I take them off, my willy is all squashed into an odd shape.

(I'm just back from the pool and pleased to report that the normal shape has now been resumed and there was no chafing today!)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 13:25, closed)

Ew!
That might count as too much information. I can't get the image of a squashed willy out of my head now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 13:28, closed)

BGB
What's worse? Squashed willy or friction burns of the general scrot area?

I know which I'd rather have right now... Ouch!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Dec 2007, 13:29, closed)

Having experienced both
the squashed willy is definitely preferable, as it recovers in a matter of seconds and is quite painless.

Although it does result in a little bit of self-consciousness if there's anyone else in the showers...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 13:32, closed)

That'll teach you to freeball, you bloody perv.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 15:00, closed)

Freeball?
My running shorts have a built in liner to keep everything stationary while you run. However, the clot who sewed them together thoughtfully placed the seam joining the two halves of the liner together right underneath the bits prone to swingage when you runage.

And chafeage.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:07, closed)