There are so many, I'll edit the list as i think of them
Relationships:
Not going out with the hot blonde who was infinitely hotter than anything i subsequently met as I'd rather keep it casual (I'd just got to uni so didn't want to miss out on fresher action by having a girlfriend)

Drunk:
Getting hammered at last years work xmas do, I'd been there a month, swigged wine out of a pint glass while slurring to the MD, called most people the wrong (and made up) name and falling asleep at the table at 10.30pm. To be fair we had been drinking since lunch

Stealing a complete set of roadworks and installing them is a housemates room.

I tried helping the son of an african prince move some money out of the country, all he did was empty my bank account*.


* May contain traces of lies
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:53, Reply)