
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?
We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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"What happens if I abruptly lift off the throttle now?" thought 23 year old me as I was negotiating a roundabout in my Golf GIT.
*lifts off*
The Golf lurched sideways, the rear suspension on Mk 2 Golfs has a "passive rear steer" effect, which means that it will tuck into corners under load. Normally, the effect is grin inducing on a dry roundabout but I hadn't factored in the fact that my left rear tyre was knackered and that there was diesel spilled on the road. Oh, and it was wet. And I'm a numpty.
*steers*
I'm executing a lovely pirouette, the car is neatly sideways and I'm sure I can catch the slide.
*steers sharper*
Whoops. I appear to be looking where I'm going using the side windows. Not good.
The accepted technique for getting out of a skid like this is to turn into the slide and and gently add a teensy bit of power (front wheel drive only of course). Applying the brakes and shouting "Oh fuck it!" is not the recommended course of action, as I soon discovered.
*spins*
Reversing out of the armco with £815.79 damage done to the front of my Golf amid the accusing glares of other road users was enough to learn me not to play silly buggers.
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 13:25, 3 replies)

First rain after a dry spell, me on a roundabout with an odd camber. I'm not sure if I managed 540o or just the 180 - but, either way, I ended up having to drive off in the wrong direction. Miraculously, there was no damage of any sort - though the traffic warden who saw the whole thing looked bemused. (Though he didn't take my reg, which was nice.)
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:05, closed)

On a 270° bend (the old A8000 between the M90 and the Forth Bridge, for those who know it).
I was going no faster than I'd ever go, but I hit a slippery bit, overcorrected, lost it completely and then the back end swung right round and over the inside of the corner. I was left there with the back end of the car hanging over a steep drop and missed the start of the armco by inches. Fortunately a couple of blokes in a Transit van had towing straps and hauled me out.
I went and did skid pan training the following week!
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:13, closed)

I did this in a Ford Orion ages back. Exiting a sharpish corner at my normal speeds I was confronted with an accident that had just happened ahead of me. I lifted off the accelerator and the back stepped out. I also elected not to re-apply power and steer into it but to stamp the brakes and say "fuck" instead. I did a 180degree spin and went into the field backwards between two trees that were only about a foot further apart than the width of the car. Very lucky escape.
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 16:21, closed)
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