Stunt Boy III and last
Not having learned at all from smashing my teeth in,, or watching my best mate rip himself to shreads in a killer hedge, we continued to look out for The Stunt to End All Stunts.

"I know," said a member of our gang, "I'll go as high as I can on a swing, jump off onto my bike and ride away."

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

"Ouch," said One-Bollocked Randall.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 16:18, 4 replies)

"Ouch"
says Dixon.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 16:19, closed)

Christ On A Bike!
Sorry, couldn't resist...
I winced reading that, then I clicked.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 16:24, closed)

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You and your mates were a remarkably composed lot, quietly mumbling "ouch" each time you inflict torrents of unbearable pain on yourselves. Bravo, stiff upper lip and all that.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 16:26, closed)

Of course
Stiff upper lip. We are BRITISH
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 16:31, closed)