nasal destruction
When i was about 15 i begged my ma to let me get my nose pierced, but she wasnt going to be moved form the "no" decsion. I decided the next best thing was magnetic earrings. i plopped the very classy blue magnetic one on my left nostil- looking good.... but there were 2 in the pack and i thought " i wonder what i would look like with a piercing on each side (erse....) so i stuck it on- great i looked stupid, but what happened next was that i breathed in through my nose and the two magnetic stuck together on the bit on the middle of your nose.

PANIC! i tried snorting down my nose, but it was too late and those magnets were travelling up behind my eyeballs. I stuck a pair of tweezers up my nostrils in a last attempt to stop magnetic going further and yank them out.
along with about a pint of blood spraying over the walls as i ripped all the veins in my nostrils.

I got utter bollocking for ruining the new white wall paper- but the constant nose bleeding 15 years on gets me out of a lot of meetings....
(wilma_wonka, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:06, Reply)