Sun and Beer
Luckily not me, but whilst on holiday in Turkey many many years ago we were sitting outside in the baking hot sun enjoying a nice cool beer.

On a table a short distance away from us were another group of holiday makers also enjoying the sun and a beer. One of the guys had left his lighter on the table in the full heat of the sun (it really was very very hot and midday, mad dogs and englishment and all that).

He goes to light up a cigarette and BANG lighter goes up in his face. The metal end of the lighter flies off cutting through the side of his face.

His reaction was to stand up shouting "WHO DID THAT, WHAT FF'IN JOKER DID THAT", until the waiter came over and said with a calm voice "You did sir, you left your lighter out in the sun".

Nobody was sure if they should laugh at the idiot or think of how close he came to losing an eye.

I Laughed (too loudly as it happened).
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:29, Reply)