Pea Roast...
from teh QOTW suggestion forum... Yes i am that lazy

Once when i was younger my grandparents lived in one of those old houses with the mahoosive banisters... i used to spend countless hours piling cushions at the bottom and sliding down them squealing with glee...

Until the fateful day i lost my balance, fell off backwards and broke my arm...

Now this is probably not that unusual or stupid, and you may be asking "what the hell is the point of this story?"

Well, the next day, after having a nice plaster cast added to my arm, i decided that as i was bored it would be a great idea to slide down the banister again...

and promptly repeated the accident of the day before and broke the other arm...

Insert comment here about girth, width, length and if you're feeling especially descriptive texture and taste...
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 15:27, Reply)