If Pooflake can talk about shit, I can talk about piss…
I bought a cream linen suit earlier this year for a wedding. Since I work in an office environment where I have to look smart, I thought it would be ideal to wear for work on occasions as well. Granted I look like a Columbian drug dealer in it, but…

An unfortunate aside to this is, though, splash back when you go to the bog. Somehow, the urinals in our office reflect back instantly anything that hits them, more so if the damned thing starts to flush half-way through. So I try to remember to use the cubicals when wearing this particular suit. However, at times when these are occupied and have to use the urinal, I invariably look like I’ve pissed myself by the time I’ve finished. Which leads me to having to stand with my crotch at an ungainly angle under the hand dryer. So far no one has walked in on me, but it’s only a matter of time…

Now I know why most people where black or dark blue / grey suits for work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 17:14, 5 replies)

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Um, could we see a picture? I can't quite make out what you're telling us.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 20:03, closed)

I can make out what he's telling us, I just want a picture anyway.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 0:54, closed)

No picture...
sorry to disappoint! You'll have to use your imaginations.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Dec 2007, 17:10, closed)

Davro's
Has a rather eccentric dress sense at the best of times. He's the only man I know who can wear a frilly dress shirt in a back-street pub and not look gay.

He also has a full-size Dalek in his living room.

But if you think he's weird, wait until you meet his missus. She's not nick-named "Tourette's" for nothing

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 3:41, closed)

Eccentric? Me?
Just cos I wore a wing collar shirt and velvet jacket once (okay, more than once)...

Oh, and with a bit of luck, the missus will be posting on here at some point soon...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 23 Dec 2007, 19:00, closed)