Stuck for life
Got myself addicted to drugs and alcohol, got myself a criminal record and declared myself bankrupt.

Now I'm 8 months clean, skint and have to 'enjoy' my first Christmas with not so much as a spoonful of brandy butter.

Merry fucking christmas.

This was typed with an ounce of self pity and a kilo of humbug! he he
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 21:17, 4 replies)

Wow
kudos, dude.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 0:12, closed)

Bah
You've impressed me.
Have a good Christmas
(bensMum I'm a tart. Why can't you cope with that?, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 9:11, closed)

Criminal Record?
As long as you're not a baby rapist or one of those cunts who thinks it's a good idea to steal other people's presents to give to their loved ones, I reckon the world will forgive you.

Without wanting to be trite, I do hope you have a nice Christmas. Sounds like you deserve it.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 18:17, closed)

good on ya
*happy*
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 21:07, closed)