Dumb things you've doneWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?
We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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My beautiful eye!Once upon a time, I decided to try not being specky for a while. The contact lenses had to be cleaned nightly in a chemical solution which required neutralising before I could pop them in; you can see where this is going, can't you?
One fine sunny morning, I was busy abluting- teeth? Check. Shave? Check. Contact lens?
OW, BLOODYFUCKINGHELL, IT'S BURNING MY EYE!
Guess who forgot to pop in Mr Happy neutralising tablet, whose eye was excruciatingly painful and completely bloodshot?
Guess who stopped wearing contacts thereafter?
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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 23:08,
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Get disposablesThey're ace!
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