Reminds me of a bicycling mishap
Cycling back from some campsite showers as a child, my damp towel got caught in the between the front wheel and bike frame, catapulting me forward and hurting my rude bits.

It was extremely painful at the time and it was tricky explaining how I couldn't walk in a straight line and why the towel was ripped down the middle. Still makes my eyes water thinking about it now :(
(Goldbringer last attempted regicide on, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 22:52, Reply)