Religion and Drink
Now, i'm a prat when i drink. I'll argue any point for the sakes of arguing a point. I'm not a debater or anything (nor a master debater, ho ho)but i enjoy a good high-spirited conversation. And being a somewhat philosophical prick and devil's advocate, i will initiate one.

So, here i was at 12:10am after closing time, arguing that i'd wage jihad in the name of Allah and murder children with a recently demobbed para because i could. Not because i wanted to, but because i could - what with freedom of choice or summat.

Dumbest thing? Saying that the British army were a useless shower of cnuts anyway.

Funniest thing? Running. Running as fast as the wind when said para motioned forth in a gesture akin to 'smacking you upside my head with my fists'.

Length? half a mile to my house.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Mon 24 Dec 2007, 7:46, Reply)