phone
Typing this on christmas eve with my plans in ruins.

Took a lovely lady, who I have been seeing for 18 months back home last friday after giving her at least two very important hours with my colleagues from the office. All expenses paid no less.

Anyway. Home and 'job' done I was feeling a little tired so snuggled up and fell asleep with her in my arms. Ah, dreams do come true. Needless to say she wasn't tired and had to get home to her husband (oops - forgot to mention that), but before she goes she goes through my phone. Bollocks.She found out my plans for seeing another 'friend' of mine the next day for 'extras'.

She phones other girl (oh, she's married too) and discovers that I've been seeing her for about 12 months and agree that I'm dumped by both!

Stupid boy!!! Turn your phone off before you get into bed.Stupid mistake!!! School Boy error.

She only wants her thong back as well. Bloody cheek if you ask me. Good job she doesn't want her christmas presents back. FFS she is a grown married woman. If she is playing around then why does she expect everyone else to be holier than thou! She wasn't that good anyway!

On the way to the office now, so plenty of time to pull a cracker for Christmas.

Gunna make them........
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:13, 6 replies)

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woah
(neorockz :), Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:32, closed)

Congratulations!
You have been nominated for the prestigious "Lyingest Liar on QotW" Award.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:38, closed)

Dude.
The Penthouse letters page is *that* way*points*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:43, closed)

You
are my new hero.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 11:07, closed)

You
Deserved it
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 17:19, closed)

To be honest with you
They both sound like hippocritical whores, you're better off without them sir.
(MarKo K, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 18:32, closed)