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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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Please do not attempt this.
I once woke up in the middle of the night after a full day on the ale, however I had been dreaming about shagging someone.

Anyway when I got to the bog, i started to empty my tanks, then pissed right into my mouth.

Note to Self - Do NOT piss with a hard-on

Length ? Big enough to fill 3 prams.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 14:08, 2 replies)
In your mouth?
What were you doing? Lying down? I've never managed to piss in (or even anywhere near) my mouth with even the most raging hard-on.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 16:00, closed)
true?
I thought it was impossible for guys to do that...??
(I helped save b3ta! curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 15:12, closed)

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