Help I'm on fucking fire!!
I can relate to the 'help me I'm engulfed in flames' part of this. Here's a photo of me playing with a propane burner in my buddy's basement. In this photo, I've noticed that, since I've just turned off the gas, and there's still a sputtering flame, shouldn't I just blow out the rest of the fire and be done with it?


And in the photo below, you get to see me in total 'my head is on fucking fire' mode, having just supplied the dying flames with much-needed oxygen.


Fortunately, it was just a flash and I escaped with little worse than singed eyebrow and bangs. Lesson learned I suppose. I've since gone on to try and kill myself in other ways, however...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 3:49, Reply)