Repost - but VERY stoopid.
Painful and FUCKIN STOOPID
Decided to have a vasectomy a few years back. So there I am, lay on me back, meat and veg on display and the Dr. injects BOTH MY BALLS and the pubic region above the winkle. That fuckin hurt like you would NOT believe. Anyhoo, after a few minutes the anaesthetic has kicked in, Dr's cutting (no pain) but I can feel a vague pulling. I mention this and Dr. says "Where ?". Not thinking properly, I move my hands down trying to hold them over the discomfort. Unfortunately, I stuck my sweaty hands ONTO the sterile cloth and nearly stuck my fingers INTO my scrote ! Looks of panic from Dr and nurses (but I luckily avoided an infection).
On the plus side I got a few days of work and got to wank myself stupid for the next few weeks !
(Oh yes, the smell of burning flesh as they cauterise your tubes is pretty disturbing too)
(kitescreech still here, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 23:11, 4 replies)

oh
sweet FUCK
never describe that ever again.
(quibble, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 1:52, closed)

^
Yeah, what he said
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 8:28, closed)

I agree
with the motion of NEVER DESCRIBING THAT AGAIN.
I think if I was having such a procedure done I would be requesting a general anaesthetic.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:26, closed)

Bastard...total bastard....

Guess what the present mrs Pooflake has just talked me into having???

*massive fucking gulp*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:29, closed)