monkey business
Wheres apeloverage these days?

normally he has some random bollox to type at questions like this

click i like this to become a member of the B3tans against apeloverage clan
(BillBaileysBeard has been itching since, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:47, 7 replies)

Apeloveraverage is a million times less rubbish than you

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 18:32, closed)

He's
Been on my ignore list ever since they introduced the feature
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 0:48, closed)

Let's face it
ignore was invented for B3tans against apeloverage

*click*
(Home Bargains was last seen wanking like a safari park chimp:, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 4:08, closed)

Not just him
But frankspencer too.

Legless' stories may sometimes be full of bollocks, but at least he's funny and doesn't have a one-track mind.

apeloverage is just a twat.
(Magus Zeal reloading since, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 7:13, closed)

Ape
replied to someones post earlier. Wheres Rachelswipe I wanna know.
(kitescreech still here, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 12:12, closed)

antigua!
first time i've had internet access all over xmas and that's only cos i'm stuck in the supermarket waiting for my dumbass brother. happy 2008!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 16:23, closed)

My 0.06p worth...
Personally, I haven't clicked 'ignore' on anybody yet...even though there have been some times when some people have come close.

(And now I'm thinking 'I wonder how many people have clicked 'ignore' on me? stem the paranoia man!)

Anyhoo, I'd just like to think that everyone's efforts are worth a read if you have the time.

As for those mentioned...

Apeloverage: Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit that he's different, and unlike mine, at least all his posts are really short...less seconds of your life that you can't get back. Besides, every now and again he does one that's quite funny...it'd be a shame to ignore him - you could be missing out on some good ones.

...and I'm not just saying that because i'm guilty of doing the odd crap pun on occasion.

Legless: Legend. 'nuff said.

Frankspencer: If I had a millionth of the literary prowess that he possesses I could die a happy b3tard. Despite the subject matter of some (but by no means all) of his posts, there is no denying his formidable writing talent. His works of erotic fiction and storytelling style is noticable immediately, and stands out a mile above the mediocrity.

Rachelswipe: Sweet, refreshingly honest, with a heart of gold and having suffered setbacks that would make even me wince - there's just something brilliant about somebody who is unmistakenly posh (and quite rightly she makes no apologies for this) yet her posts have a cheeky, sometimes rude edge that covers all class boundaries. I also love it when she swears...my favourite one of hers is 'cumsponge' and I use that in conversation regularly now.

Instead of knocking these people because they have risen to be the 'stars' of these pages, I choose to be motivated by them...consistently striving to post events from my life in a better-written (and hopefully funnier) way. One day I hope to be mentioned in the same league as those above.

A lot of you could do well to be the same way.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 12:38, closed)