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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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well
You know those moments in class when everyone's stopped talking and you don't realise?

Having not quite understood the Freudian term, I once shouted back at a classmate, "well perhaps I LIKE having a retentive anus!"
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:16, 2 replies)
Haha, I've done that so many times =)
In the cinema:

mumble-mumble-dull-roar-of-conversation-while -everyone-waits-for-the-film-to-start-SILENCE "...masturbation!"

Or my favourite, which wasn't me:

In a pub back in the 90s with all my metalhead friends, the music on the jukebox stopped just as my mate shouted "AAAAAAAAAARRGH!"

Everyone turned to look, as he explained that he'd just sat on one of his bollocks =)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:31, closed)
haha!
I just burst out laughing in a quiet office and nearly choked on a banana (fruit not falic)
Woo to you sir
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:29, closed)

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