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You know those moments in class when everyone's stopped talking and you don't realise?

Having not quite understood the Freudian term, I once shouted back at a classmate, "well perhaps I LIKE having a retentive anus!"
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:16, 2 replies)

Haha, I've done that so many times =)
In the cinema:

mumble-mumble-dull-roar-of-conversation-while -everyone-waits-for-the-film-to-start-SILENCE "...masturbation!"

Or my favourite, which wasn't me:

In a pub back in the 90s with all my metalhead friends, the music on the jukebox stopped just as my mate shouted "AAAAAAAAAARRGH!"

Everyone turned to look, as he explained that he'd just sat on one of his bollocks =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:31, closed)

haha!
I just burst out laughing in a quiet office and nearly choked on a banana (fruit not falic)
Woo to you sir
( w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:29, closed)