I share Maccy's Pain...

I have an addiction...an affliction if you will...

It's like drinking a chemical weapon that goes through my system like a rampant Lambourghini resulting in the finest black gloopy toilet explosions this side of Afghanistan.

Yet I continue to do it...ALL THE TIME...I can't help myself.

I...

...

...

drink Bovril
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:14, 9 replies)

Uurgh.
I used to work with a guy who had a cup of Bovril every morning at about 10:30. It used to stink the office out, and we called it hot cow juice, but it still didn't stop him.

O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:23, closed)

Well...
...it tastes better than Liebfraumilch I suppose...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:25, closed)

Monty...
It's easy to fatham where I lie in this class-oriented society when I'm a 'Box of Leibfrau, pint of Bovril' drinking bell-end.

yup...I am the missing link between ape and Chav

oh, and Prof...I do realise that quaffing Bovril is a more antisocial activity than smoking a pipe bollock-nekked whilst firing a shotgun into the air, so I do have the good grace to keep my habit to the confines of my home.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:28, closed)

Well, two things we've found out about you.
Your a cheap date and never to go to the toilet within an hour after you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:34, closed)

No offence, like...
You're a marvellous raconteur and I'm a huge fan. I'm also a pompous twat who can't resist a wine gag.

Unfortunately that particular wine does actually make me gag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:49, closed)

None taken Monty...

Leibfrau truly is the rats' piss of a generation...

If it wasn't for the fact that it's cheap and get's me shit-faced I really wouldn't bother.

I have a few posh friends who consistently rip the piss out of me for lowering my standards to such cack...it's just that I'm as tight as a duck's arse...and as we all know, that's watertight.

Should we ever meet I will happily buy you a glass of the 'good stuff', and by that I mean ANYTHING BUT LEIBFRAUMILCH!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:06, closed)

cheap Italian whites are your future
Probably almost the same price as your 'milch (Soave is almost free) and taste of practically nothing and as such can be DOWNED LIKE LAGER. Yea verily, a miracle!

PS I fear if we met we'd drink each other to death like those Russian competitive vodka drinking chappies. A fantastic idea, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:59, closed)

*bows*
...to your wisdom.

Every day's a school day.

I will take action this very evening...However, I fear my local purveyor of alco-ma-holic juicy goodness may reel in shock when I defer from 'the usual'.

CHEERS!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:04, closed)

Sandwich
It's weird. My entire family loves Bovril (I hate it). They always have done, since I was little...

...but not one of them drinks it. They all spread it on their sandwiches, like you would spread marmite.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, closed)