Is it just me that's done this?
Once, whilst installing hardware at a customer's shop (so I don't even have the excuse of being three), I walked straight into a glass door and knocked myself out.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:58, 4 replies)

It's not just you...

Many years ago I went to a party being held in a marquee at the bottom of someone's garden.

The toilets were to be found in the house.

How we laughed as we watched a friend of mine who was busting for a piss actually RUN into a patio door because he thought it was open.

How we howled as he fell backwards 'Charlie Chaplin' Stylie

How we chortled as his nose exploded splattering blood all over the shop.

Come to think of it...I'm not a very nice friend am I?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:13, closed)

Classic comedy
My brother had a similar mishap a few years ago. He blagged me into taking him to the nearest 24hr Asda for smokes late at night. As the place was near deserted, I pulled up near the doors and the missus and I waited in the car while he (literally) ran in.

As with Pooflake's mate, he thought the screen doors were open (admittedly, they almost never close) and ran head-first into them. It must have been a fair impact as he bounced back and ended up on his arse as the doors opened before him. I could almost see the stars circling his head!

The best part was when he stood up and looked around surreptitiously to see if anyone had seen, before going, nonchalantly into the shop. We were still pissing ourselves laughing when he got back into the car 5 mins later.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:46, closed)

Buster Keaton moment...
Picture the scene: two workmen carrying a large windowpane through Covent Garden. My uncle fails to notice. One slightly severed nose later...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:56, closed)

Jumping into bed
after a night out I tried jumping into bed but wound up jumping across it into the wall, the dent is still there, im damn ashamed.
curse you frosty jack
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:22, closed)