Not me but...
A friend of mine at a younger age (I think somewhere between 18 and 20) once got alcohol poisoning and spent two minutes dead on the operating table. After he was brought back to life, he decided to change things around and stop drinking so carelessly. For the next month, he didn't touch a drop of alcohol.

Then his girlfriend brought him aside for the talk, giving him the strangest breakup line ever uttered: "Ever since you died, you haven't been the same..."

Incidentally, when I asked him what it was like being dead, he said it gives you one hell of a hangover.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:23, 2 replies)

somewhere between 18 and 20
so 19?
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:28, closed)

Excellent!

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:47, closed)