Always The Same
I meet a girl, we get on, we start having sex - maybe move in together - then, after about 2 years, it starts...

"I want more from this relationship" she whines

"Like what?" I growl

"I wanna know your fucking name!!"

Women.

Cheers

Disclaimer. Stolen joke. Can't remember where I heard it....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:53, 5 replies)

Sounds a little impractical.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:59, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:01, closed)

You keep saying "joke". I don't think it means what you think it means.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:12, closed)

Maybe he should just quote one liners from this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:16, closed)

What kind of weapon lives in an arms DUMP?
a POOclear missile!

lololololololololol
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:14, closed)