I have been dumped a few times
I found out 2 ex girlfriends found God and another one became a spiritual healer after dating me....must have been doing something wrong, or just dating insecure nutters.
I once got dumped after a 7 year relationship by text message, which was nice......
However I now am dating a lovely Cornish lass, who was rather timid and quiet when we first met, now she is rather feisty and tells me off in takeaways when i change my mind about what I want to eat... hahaha.. she is great.
( The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:52, 6 replies)

A fascinating insight.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:30, closed)

hahaha next time she tells you off in a takeaway you should plunge her head into the chip fryer hahaha

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:05, closed)

The long winter evenings must just fly by.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:11, closed)

Ignore all the haters; I think it’s a lovely story.
You should bend her over the counter whilst shoving Lego bricks up her rectum.
Salt'n'vinegar makes the best lube
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:26, closed)

to be honest
she has just had the noro virus, there is no way I'm going anywhere near her bum..
( The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:57, closed)

Aha
Natural lube
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 16:15, closed)