very helpful
I could have gone into the empty suburban street and said it to the birds that morning. or I could somehow figured out the number for directory assistance, found a taxi number, called them and explained what I want, all without speaking any more german than "schnell schnell!" and "zees englanders fight like madmen"
this was in the dark days before I carried a mobile, mind
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:40, 3 replies)

Excuse me, Fritz, sprechen Sie Englisch?
ENGLISH? Ich will ein Taxi! EIN TAXI?
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 20:55, closed)

Why didn't you try
Nein, Nein, Nein?
( broken flange, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:16, closed)

"Sie wollten mir zur Reha gehen, ich sagte..."

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 22:38, closed)

I like here how the week's sex remarkably made you forget how you found her house in the first place.
Or, in fact, the ability to arrange any form of transport in a country that you had hitherto been travelling around happily. On your own.

I think you secretly "loved" her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:41, closed)

I never actually let him go. He's actually wired into a fully-immersive VR environment in my
basement, and I let him think he escaped.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:29, closed)

Ah, now this is textbook internetting, right here.
9.8/10
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:38, closed)