Slightly relevant
A dog has just had a massive dump right outside the front door to my place of work, slap bang in the middle as you walk out. It's fucking disgusting.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:09, 3 replies)

Some dog walker used to let theirs shit on the path leading to my house.
Nearly every day, right in the walkway.

Threats of surveillance, consumption of guinness and weetabix followed-by a curling-down on the owners doorstep were made, but never carried out by my housemate.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:24, closed)

POIDH

(McChinaman banned, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:57, closed)

it has now been washed away with a garden hose

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:03, closed)