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Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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I'm actually in need of a reliable Cumbrian plumber.
Cheers.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:20, 1 reply)
Can't you just message him on OKcupid like the rest of them?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:48, closed)
Not sure what that is mate, soz

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:58, closed)
Basically, I'm trying to humorously imply that you're trying to get into his bum and that 'cumbrian plumber' is a euphemism for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:02, closed)
That's right funny now you've explained it.
Nice one.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:08, closed)
Well I laughed
Cumbrian plumber is an excellent euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:46, closed)
I think I'll get my weekly enema else where.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, closed)
I can confirm this to be true, being a Cumbrian, but not a plumber.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:45, closed)

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