Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Mandy GriffithsShe was 12 stone, wore inch-thick glasses and a big wobbly mole on her neck.
But I was desperate, made her chicken livers sauteed in brandy followed by boeuf en croute, and played Debussy and Rachmaninov to her for an hour afterwards while plying her with a bottle of Rioja.
Easiest 'job ever...
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:14,
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It reminds me of...Q "How do you get a fat girl into bed?"
A "Piece of cake!"
I'll get me coat!
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Vambo, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:52,
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YaI noticed that after posting. Touché.
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I dunno, man...That seems like quite a bit of work, there. She put out for me after two chunks of Toblerone...
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I wondered where she'd disappeared to at two in the morning.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 7:53,
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