I watch other people work.
I'm a roadway construction inspector. I usually sit in an air conditioned truck playing on my iPhone listening to music and watching to make sure the guys doing the actual work aren't messing anything up. Occasionally I do have to get out and talk to them for a few minutes or look at something up close but that's as close to "work" as that job gets. I'm not allowed to do any actual work on the job and can be fired for helping them work.

I shouldn't complain at all, but the thing is I don't care much for it. I'd rather be actually working on something. It's lead me to take on an additional night job so I can actually work on things. I actually put in over 60 hours a week at the second job on top of my 40 hours of easy work. I go to my main job to "rest". I guess I'm not very good at being lazy. Lots of people would love to have a job where they did nothing all day, but for me it's like torture.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 5:21, 2 replies)

^This^
Is honest to god how I would feel if I wasn't doing anything constructive in my life.





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(lemonadegame, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 5:34, closed)

^This as well^
I had a job 3 weeks ago where I sat in the corner of a yard scratching my arse for 8 hours, apart from the first and last 30 minutes.

Apparently the regular driver brought in his lappy and a couple of DVDs. Nice of you to tell me AFTERWARDS, you bastard.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:03, closed)