Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Barcelona.One needs to be sparing with specific details here to protect the guilty (of which I am one).
Anyway, was basically hired to take half a dozen Irishmen sailing in Barcelona. Unfortunately these chaps weren't very interested in sailing and in 7 days the furthest we went was a mile and a half out of the marina.
So, the rest of the week was spent on the biggest binge of my life. I know this because I saw the sun rise on five consecutive days. I went home at the end of the week a physical and mental wreck, yet was still forced on a night out in London immediately on my return.
Unfortunately my conscience wouldn't allow me to charge my drink (and drug) expenses to them, so ultimately I only just broke even financially...
Oh well.
On second thoughts it was only potentially an easy job. My own hedonism made it remarkably hard...
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