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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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ex girlfriend of mine worked as a nanny
(3 weeks on one week off) for a fairly rich family,

other than her usual job of feeding and dressing the
little munchkins she would take them to school which
was a 30 minute train journey through picturesque
countryside to a posh school in London
and then spend the day shopping and being paid for it
(easiest job ever), she would then pick them up after school
and catch the train back, the children were always
quite hyper on the train so she would play spot
the animals as it would always calm them down.

One day on the train she saw a heard of cows and yelled
excitedly "look moo moo cows" all the business men and women
looked at her as if she was from planet nutjob.
It slowly dawned on her she was on her week off and she was on her own.
Needless to say she wanted the ground to swallow her and promptly legged it into the end carriage.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:22, 5 replies)
I bet she used to find cups of tea all the time post-wank as well.

(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:34, closed)
Ahh to be fair
I know mates of mine who've worked with small childeren make similar cockups - it just gets stuck in your head. This one's pretty beleivable, and kinda funny.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:46, closed)
I heard that she also had to be cut out of a mini once, following a liason which went a bit wrong and then tearfully said to the firemen 'but my boyfriedn will be furious, it's HIS car'.

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:05, closed)
Thanks Fredz, my ex said the same thing that its always hard to revert out of nanny mode. Amorous good to see you after that epic fail last week x.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:06, closed)
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This made me laugh, this is almost exactly what I would do. Only I would mis-identify the animals when on the train alone, then when everyone stared at me someone would recognise me. The embarrassment.

I'd go on the train with your moo-moo-cows friend anytime.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:54, closed)

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