EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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My Grannypicks up invisible crumbs from the carpet and calls me dipshit.
And also,
"Fuck you" are terms of affection in my family.
Oh oh oh, one more thing:
my mother refuses to let me date black guys from New Jersey, as they are gay colored Yankees therefore not "our" people. I'm looking forward to Christmas!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:48, 2 replies)
Does she call you dipshit immediately after picking up the crumbs?If so, i wish to congratulate your grandmother on being awesome :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:04, closed)
alwaysalways, but I have a clear memory of sitting on the couch as she stopped to pick up a crumb, then called me a dipshit before kissing my forehead.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 4:37, closed)
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