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We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.

Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.

(Suggested by sugar_tits)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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"stable, normal, sexy hot types"
here?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, 1 reply)
okay,
"mental, warped, sexy hot types".

Or "mental, warped, desperate" types

Or just "anyone (must have overdeveloped sense of cynicsm)".
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, closed)
pft! this just couldnt be true!
;)
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, closed)
you're right.
i forgot the word "solvent" (as in "has money"; not as in "is addicted to").
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, closed)
GOLDIGGA!
she aint messin' with no broke "n" words.

Can you bootyshake?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, closed)
is that a form of
"are ye dancin'?"

I'm more of a set dancing kind of girl, but I can shake ma booty when d booty needs 2b shaken, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:12, closed)
word
focail?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:22, closed)
heh
Irish R&B would be worse than the real thing. I have mental images of Kerry farmers loaded with bling in a shiny new pimped-up Massey Ferguson.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:29, closed)
havent you heard 'Spiral'?
He's a rapper from Finglas. He was on big brother. Dead proud of him we are on the Northside of Dublin.

and Samantha Mumba - we're claiming her too.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:31, closed)
Can't bear Big Brother
but I remember that Samantha Mumba one. Looked like she need to be force-fed a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:32, closed)
Yeah, after her stellar performance in The Time Machine,
she's back opening shopping centres in Kilkenny and Leitrim.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:37, closed)
Booty?
I now have a mental[1] image of CHCB waving a large chest of doubloons and pieces of eight while shouting "Arrrrrrrrr!"

[1] not hatstand mental, the other kind.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, closed)
I could do that too, if you like
If I get to keep the booty.

(My chest isn't that large though. It used to be, but then I spent a summer living on water and noodles and I lost all my cleavage.)
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:04, closed)

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