EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
(Suggested by sugar_tits)
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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Dundrum / Sandyford, DublinUsed to work around that area, and there would be an old women, _allegedly_ a hoor, who can't have been a day off 75 (either that or she'd had a hard paper round) wandering around in a black mini-dress, asking you if you were looking for business.
She would put on a fake falsetto screech while speaking, and would pre-empt conversation by checking her shoes (thus lifting her leg high enough so that she exposed her manky old clopper to anyone in range).
She's probably still wandering the streets round there right now.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:33, 3 replies)
"exposed her manky old clopper"Permission to use that phrase in future conversations?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:36, closed)
by all meansfeel free to do so :-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:45, closed)
You cannot and will not beat Dublin slangever.
*click*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:23, closed)
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