I used to hang out with a guy
who thought he was God's gift to women - despite living with his parents into his 30s, not being married, not having a girlfriend, not having ever had a girlfriend as far as I know, and the only two women I ever saw him with were a) his Mum, and b) a 'sex worker'.

He was a real charmer with his male friends as well - eg announcing out of the blue that "one of you're gunna dog on me" [ie inform on him]. Wouldn't say which one, or for what, or how he knew of course.

Oh, and you know how I said he thought he was God's gift to women? This was literally true. Someone said to him "you think you're God's gift don't you?" and he smiled, and I guess Minder must've been on and he thought talking like Arthur Daley was his secret weapon, because he said "yes my son", in this voice of complete confidence.

Mind you, he did rise from the dead on the third day.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:57, 6 replies)

Hah.
Not bad.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:03, closed)

thanks!
:)
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:03, closed)

Excellent stuff
*clicks*
( Cawl, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:25, closed)

*click*
likey likey
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:38, closed)

top hole old chap
mind if I click?
(lost, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:48, closed)

Rather appropriate that one of the ads in the little box
is for "Christian Masturbation".
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:51, closed)