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We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.

Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.

(Suggested by sugar_tits)

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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I used to hang out with a guy
who thought he was God's gift to women - despite living with his parents into his 30s, not being married, not having a girlfriend, not having ever had a girlfriend as far as I know, and the only two women I ever saw him with were a) his Mum, and b) a 'sex worker'.

He was a real charmer with his male friends as well - eg announcing out of the blue that "one of you're gunna dog on me" [ie inform on him]. Wouldn't say which one, or for what, or how he knew of course.

Oh, and you know how I said he thought he was God's gift to women? This was literally true. Someone said to him "you think you're God's gift don't you?" and he smiled, and I guess Minder must've been on and he thought talking like Arthur Daley was his secret weapon, because he said "yes my son", in this voice of complete confidence.

Mind you, he did rise from the dead on the third day.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:57, 6 replies)
Not bad.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:03, closed)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:03, closed)
Excellent stuff
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:25, closed)
likey likey
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:38, closed)
top hole old chap
mind if I click?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:48, closed)
Rather appropriate that one of the ads in the little box
is for "Christian Masturbation".
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:51, closed)

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