EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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The real life Johnny BravoI know of someone (friend of a friend) let's call him "Don" who wanted to chat up a girl at a bus stop. Not so strange.
But what did he do?
I wasn't there, but apparently, in the most Johnny-Bravo-esque
way possible, he began attacking the bus stop, karate chopping it, punching it and kicking it all while doing this Johnny Bravo "heg harg hurgh!" war cry while winking at this girl, all while the bus stop was shaking, and concerned motorists gawped on by...
He expected her to be impressed.
The girl ended up getting on a bus she didn't want simply to get away from him.
He's also known around here for speaking to strangers about his sex fantasies and trying to pole dance on the poles of crowded buses that soon become rather empty.
Dear oh dear.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:14, 2 replies)
Applying the "pressure cooker" theory here,Hmmm Don sounds like he has some issues to work through.....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:45,
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I agreeThe girl in question is also the most straight-laced, no-nonsense english school teacher kind of person as well she was NOT amused :P
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:03, closed)
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