EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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ye olde murkeyside oddbodswell theres 'NOSMOKE', an iranian refugee who cycles around on a bike wrapped in polythene covered in no smoking signs. prone to shouting this statement in the faces of those who light up in his presence.
Theres capeman, aka dogburger, a rather portly moo moo wearing gentleman who was believed to have been caught in storeton woods attempting to consume a lightly roasted dog.
There was Damo, found in moreton cross, wearing shorts, legs covered in foil, wearing sunglasses at night, with a picture of his girlfriend, the virgin mary, shoved down his pants.
Purple aki, not so harmless, who has the nasty habit of asking young men to squat and/or feel their muscles, as well as allegedly carving initials into the botty of his victims.
Dirty Harry, a shell shocked WWI soldier, who had the alarming habit of hurling dog faeces at any children who may cross his path. His house was apparently full of jars of excrement.
There is R2-Oddie, a 4 foot tall gentleman who is the size of R2, and the beard and glasses of bill oddie. prone to excessive marry jew arna use.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:46, 2 replies)
Purple AkiHero!
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Purple AkiI always thought he was a myth / urban legend, but:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7486224.stm
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