EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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My Dad ...bless him. He's an old school Glaswegian who says he grew up with Billy Conolly (true) and that he can sing like Perry Como (utterly false).
His eccentricities are too numerous to mention in full, but my favourite is his "I fucking win" card when in conversation/argument with his offspring.
Once played, the "I fucking win" card stops all objections, come-backs and conversation for the next hour or so.
The card is: "I'M FUCKING YOUR MOTHER!"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:11, 5 replies)
Being able to say that to kidsis one of the main reasons I want to have children someday.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:51, closed)
I would have thoughtThat at your Dad's age*, he'd be in the minority of those that still get some action.
So double win!
*My Dad's 60-odd, and (hopefully) my only point of reference.
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elgordo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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Jebus!What does your mother say?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:39, closed)
She says "I'M FUCKING YOUR FATHER!"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:08, closed)
She divorced his arse actually.No sense of humour that woman.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 5:26, closed)
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