Not sure if my lot are ecentric or ill.
My Mother had a breakdown in 1993 and required me to give up my life to look after her, things came to a head when in 1995 when I decided that I wanted to go to University. I chose to leave home, which had my Mother threaten to disown me, kill her self and made her tell me that my siblings hated me for leaving them. In the end my Younger Sister drove my Mother to the local suspension bridge and dared her to jump off of it, just to shut the whining bitch up!

My Mothers sister once tried to kill her Husband, but got away with it.

All through my childhood my Mother claimed to be followed by UFO's and to have spirit guides and later joined a strange American Cult. That lasted until she found Christianity. This faith lasted until this year, when some one told her that she must be a Buddhist, so she did.

Most of my Mothers family have suffered with severe depression or acute mental illness. My Mothers Grandmother was allowed to live in a special place with a lot of other loonies who they kept locked up.

My Sister and I both live in fear of becoming like our Mother, so much so that we can go too far the other way. We refuse to acknowledge illness, because our Mother was always dying through out our childhood. We have both been proscribed anti depressants to deal with emotional problems given to us by our Mother. Mental illness is cruel and damaging.

I have been assessed by several psychiatrists all of whom have declared me to be completely sane, in fact I have been declared so sane that I was allowed to have my willy sliced off.

My Brother wont speak to me because I am different to the norm...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:43, 7 replies)

Wahay!
Hooray for pill popping transsexuals. Life would be so dull without them.

Seriously though, you are not your mother. You're much better looking.

/click
(Que?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:59, closed)

Ahh
Thank you... Although the main difference between my Mother and me facially, is that I had my beard lasered off!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, closed)

You can borrow my mum if you like.
She's lovely and just forgets things a lot : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:27, closed)

boo! for crimes against willies
but all the best for everything else :)
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:24, closed)

Seriously?
You used to be an outy, now you're an inny? Wowsers!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, closed)

Oh yes
Tis my re-birthday on the 9th of November... Have been a girl for five years legally and two years physiologically. It is all a bit of fun.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:14, closed)

Yup
nobody knows how to fuck with your head better than your own mother.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:24, closed)