Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Ouch- never felt pain like itAt school, aged 15. Messing about at dinner- pretended to throw my mate Winnard out of a first floor window. Wouldn't have hurt him- there was even a bush outside to break his fall. Anyway, the boy was a bit like Mowgli off the Jungle book, and managed to avoid my little prank. Worse still, he turned round and kneed me right in the plumbs!
Now girls, you may not be able to realise just how painful this is, and for that you are lucky. I had to go home from school- picked up by my mother.
All weekend I was in agony, unable to sleep or eat as my swollen genitalia denied my any kind of comfort. It was only when my mother demanded to see the problem on Sunday, that she rushed me to hospital, who admitted me immediately. My balls were about 3 times their normal size- which in different circumstances, could have been impressive.
I'm not sure what was more embarassing- having to show my mother, the fit german student nurses who fondled them for experience on their work placement, or the 9 years of ridicule I have endured since
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:21, Reply)
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