Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I used to be an avid fanof Condensed milk... which is a bit of a problem because I'm lactose intolerant. I was probably about 11 when I last tasted the stuff - for some reason I've developed a bit of a phobia of it. Basically, Mum had pretty much an everlasting condensed milk supply in the cupboard - she was a cake decorator so she used a lot of it in fruit cake. Anyway I managed to get a tin of Condensed milk open with a knife one day... and ate the whole damned lot of it. I was just finishing up, licking the lid, when I caught my tongue on probably one of the least friendly spars on the lid. It cut into my tongue (really deep) and I ended up in hospital, having to get stitches in it.
What made it much worse is that I nearly shitted myself on the doctor's chair. Apparrently Condensed milk has a particularly high lactose content... unbeknownst to me at the time. So I had stitches and the shits for the next week. Brilliant.
And I still have the scar on my tongue to prove it.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:59, Reply)
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