both holes torn
Back in student days at music college we had a mate called Adam who was a big lad - in fact he was built like an ox. Just as an example of his sheer size and presence: during a disturbance in a pub, he had calmly picked up the troublemaker under one arm, opened the door with the other, and smoothly ejected the poor sod into the night before he could so much as say 'you lookin for trouble?'. Anyway I digress... Anyone who had the misfortune to see Adam naked knew that he was packing something of fearsome proportions in the trouser dept. Which brings me on to his girlfriend Carolyn (now happily married to someone else apparently - wonder if hubby knows about this though).
Seeing Adam after a summer holiday and inquiring what he'd been up to, he told us that he'd been working abroad, but luckily Carolyn had been to visit him. But when she saw him she'd been missing him so much that of course she 'went for it' a bit too violently. And, how can I put this, her front bottom was ripped to shreds...
But the next day Adam, not to be put off, persuaded her to let him do her up the 'gary'. Bad idea - she returned home from her visit with both holes in tatters. Stitches were involved...
I wonder if she knows that we all knew about it though!
(littlerichardsmustache, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 14:17, Reply)