Embarrassing Injuries
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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accident prone- very
Yes, im accident prone, and done some very silly things indeed:
*when i was in my skatebording phase, kicked tail too hard and it ricocheted off a wall and broke my nose- i can still fold my nose across my face (disgusting but a brilliant party trick!)
*in a fighting competion at my karate club, managed to get a bruised tit and fractured shin bone; after being punched in said boob, i decided to retaliate by kicking the bloke in the knackers, but managed to hit his pubic bone with my shin very, very hard (i won the fight)- and we both ended up in A&E.
*in a teenage tantrum, i attempted to slam my window shut, but sliced half my thumb off; not as painful as it sounds, maybe cos i fainted in shock.
My brother is a regular at the hospital, so he is on first name terms with the nurses; something his mates are jealous of.
-he has fallen into a shed and impaled himself on gardening tools (a rake?!)
-bitten on the face by a dog (to be fair on the dog, he did pull its tail)
-run over his own leg doing a backflip on his bike (don't ask, defied all laws of physics and gravity some how)
-dislocated his shoulder running into a door frame, attempting to run away after kicking me in the head.
sorry for length, but i am so bored and feeling nostalgic...
and about due for another visit to the hospital
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 15:08, Reply)
Yes, im accident prone, and done some very silly things indeed:
*when i was in my skatebording phase, kicked tail too hard and it ricocheted off a wall and broke my nose- i can still fold my nose across my face (disgusting but a brilliant party trick!)
*in a fighting competion at my karate club, managed to get a bruised tit and fractured shin bone; after being punched in said boob, i decided to retaliate by kicking the bloke in the knackers, but managed to hit his pubic bone with my shin very, very hard (i won the fight)- and we both ended up in A&E.
*in a teenage tantrum, i attempted to slam my window shut, but sliced half my thumb off; not as painful as it sounds, maybe cos i fainted in shock.
My brother is a regular at the hospital, so he is on first name terms with the nurses; something his mates are jealous of.
-he has fallen into a shed and impaled himself on gardening tools (a rake?!)
-bitten on the face by a dog (to be fair on the dog, he did pull its tail)
-run over his own leg doing a backflip on his bike (don't ask, defied all laws of physics and gravity some how)
-dislocated his shoulder running into a door frame, attempting to run away after kicking me in the head.
sorry for length, but i am so bored and feeling nostalgic...
and about due for another visit to the hospital
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 15:08, Reply)
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