Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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The skinheads of the insect world......People still laugh at me even now when I tell this one...
I've always had a pure hatred/fear of wasps. Evil little fuckers that won't leave you alone. One day a few years ago, I was getting ready to go and do an afternoon shift in the pub, when I spotted one on the window in the lounge. Plucking up my deepest reserves of courage, I picked up a newspaper, and instead of rolling it up and twatting said fucker (I was scared of missing), I slapped the newspaper flat on the window with my hand. Ended up smashing my hand through the window, severing an artery, and spraying blood all over the flat, plus the stairwell, plus the front door. It was like a horror movie.
Lying in casualty while doctors frantically tried to stop me from bleeding to death, someone asked me what happened. I swear the fuckers all stifled a laugh.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:04, Reply)
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