Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Staples, then.Year 10. In an RE lesson, I was about to affix a sheet into my exercise book when it became apparent that one staple was stuck inside the stapler. In an attempt to dislodge it, I got both hands grasping the main part of the stapler. With a good, hard, staple-dislodging squeeze, I realised I had left my thumbs over the places where the sharp parts of the staple come out. My thumbs were stapled together. I had to get up in front of the whole class and walk to the medical room with my thumbs damn well stapled together.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 21:04, Reply)
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